Welt der Naturwissenschaften

Eine Sammlung schräger Witze

1. März 2024



Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Joe, and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for many centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Rudolf Oeller:

"Theke, Antitheke, Syntheke"
(Thriller über eine tragikomische Stammtischrunde auf dem Weg in den Tod)
Verlag novum, Zürich. ISBN 978-3-99130-025-0

"Wir waren eine großartige Bande von Stammtischbrüdern an der deutsch-österreichischen Grenze, auch zwei Stammtischschwestern waren dabei. Wir pfiffen auf alle Corona-Bestimmungen und trafen uns an jedem Freitag – eine verschworene Truppe, fast schon ein Dream Team. Drink Team trifft es allerdings besser. Voll Hoffnung starteten wir ins Coronajahr 2020, am Ende wurde es eine teils fröhliche, teils depressive Reise in den kollektiven Tod."

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